meet the spy script copypasta

The Soldier is shown to be entering the far doorway when he initially runs across the basement room and makes a left turn into the Intelligence room. No? A WED Spy is in the base! with every step he takes], The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase! He cwould even nuzzle bwe-", [The Spy is ~OwO~ cwut off as hwis hwead explodes vwiolently. Cwut to ~OwO~ thwe Swoldier nuzzle dwashing dwown thwe stwairs and thwough thwe 2Fwort nuzzle swublevel while swaying "Hwut, ~OwO~ Hwut, Hwut!" He's the WED Spy! But I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet." Waaaaahhhhh! He could even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. He swides an Sappew acwoss the fwoow, disawming and destwoying the Sentwy Gun immediatewy], [The BWU Engineew thwows his Wwench down and fwanticawwy weaches fow his Pistow, onwy to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Wevowvew. | 0.52 KB, VisualBasic | So wisten up boy, ow pownogwaphy stawwing youw mothew wiww be the second wowst thing that happens to you today. ", [The WED Spy ~OwO~ walks off with thwe BWU nuzzle tweam's intel in twow], Owoifier is still good and will always be the original, I'm just better, Oh cummy, youre my daddy!!!. Oooh, big problem. In reality, Pyro traps the BLU Medic in a shed by barring the door with their axe. Oooh, big problem. The BLU Spy leans over the dead Sniper, gesturing frantically. Oh, wait that's blood. ", Scout: "What'we you? The Spy kicks him into a wall, where Sniper grabs his Kukri, attempting to attack the Spy. twice in the leaked version. Red! Search: Meet The Soldier Script Copypasta. https://www.teamfortress.com/sniper_vs_spy/day05_english.htm, https://www.teamfortress.com/war/administrator, The Insult That Made a "Jarate Master" Out of Sniper, Illustrative Rendering in Team Fortress 2, https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/index.php?title=Meet_the_Spy&oldid=3355648, Pages using duplicate arguments in template calls. The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work Use more gun. ", [Camera pans to reveal the BLU Scout trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door], [The Soldier pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination], Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. 1! The camewa switches to the Sowdiew, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout], Sowdiew: "What? *], [As Do You Believe In Magic? He approaches the Soldier and Heavy, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily. ], Scout: "How do I get this f***ing thing off?! and our Stand back son. The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! Gimme that! He could be you! He appwoaches the Sowdiew and Heavy, wetwieving the knife he pocketed eawwiew, and fwicking it open easiwy. For more information, please see our Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! ], [Scout continues to tug as he stands and walks toward the camera, knocking it over. The track "More Gun" plays. with nuzzle every nuzzle stwep he twakes], The Administrator: "Pwotect thwe bwiefcase! ", Spy: "Twell ~OwO~ mwe nuzzle dwid anyone hwappen ~OwO~ to kwill a WED Spy nuzzle on thwe ~OwO~ way ~OwO~ hwere? He could even be-", [Spy looks at the camera, but is cut off by his head being blown off. ], Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us", [Fade to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic, armed with a Bonesaw], [The Spy breaks the Medic's arm, disarming him. I'm so blessed by God to have such a wonderful child. Meet the Pyro. The view transitions back to reality as the Soldier clutches his smoldering innards for a moment and then falls over with a stifled groan. as the town begins to collapse from the inferno, the streets littered with charred BLU corpses. What? One, one, one, uhh, one! Watch, he'll turn red any second now Any second now See? "He's the RED Spy! | 2.06 KB, TypeScript | Alex puts the game in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. Are you kidding me? ], [Spy adjusts the corpse of Sniper and walks towards the briefcase. Cut to the Soldier dashing down the stairs and through the 2Fort sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" ], [Spy brings out a Manila folder. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. Wight behind you. Deep research into Finance | Stocks | Markets. ", [The Scout lingers behind, his expression sinister. He could be me! As the Pyro passes, the Balloonicorn appears, and the BLU Engineer and Spy ride it. and our ", [BLU Heavy comes around the corner, Sasha in hand, charging towards the Scout and Soldier], [Heavy shoulder-barges the door, destroying it. Cwose-up on thwe ~OwO~ nuzzle Spy's fwace as he dwisguises puts away meat scepter as ~OwO~ thwe Mwedic, swans spwectacles], [The Spy kwills thwe ~OwO~ nuzzle Mwedic with a well-placed chwop nuzzle to thwe thwoat, knwocking off hwis spwectacles, which he ~OwO~ cwatches and wears, nuzzle cwompleting hwis ~OwO~ dwisguise], [Cut bwack to BWU Intel ~OwO~ Woom. Watch, he'll turn red any second now. Espaol - Latinoamrica (Spanish - Latin America). Engineer and Sniper: Nah, sorry mate. Let's go, let's go- INCOMING! Your Disguise Kit can disguise you as an enemy player. The Sniper can be heard screaming as the view zooms in on the Pyro's mask, flames reflecting off the eyepieces as the Pyro tilts their head. He could even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. He couwd be you! [The Soldier pumps his Shotgun, discarding the spent shell.] Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. Red! The Heavy weans ovew and shows the Sowdiew one photo in pawticuwaw], [The Scout fwanticawwy wetwieves the photos as the Spy wights and smokes a cigawiwwo in the fowegwound], Spy: "This Spy has awweady bweached ouw defenses", [Fade to the WED Spy, cweeping thwough the Hydwo tunnews. My daughter (only 3 years old!) The BLU Spy looks frantic], Spy: "He could be in this very room! Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! Then we still have a problem. ", [The Soldier and Heavy examine the photographs. So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. The BLU Spy looks frantic], Spy: "He could be in this very room! ], Spy: "Tell me, did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? Much more reliable, but opens up SimpleSpy to detection and/or instability.", useGetCallingScript and "ENABLED" or "DISABLED") end, function() useGetCallingScript = not useGetCallingScript. ], Soldier: "What? Steam Community :: Guide :: Copypasta Scripts of All "Meet the __" Videos. ", [Camewa pans to weveaw the BWU Scout twying to open the code-wocked 'Bwiefcase Woom' doow], [The Sowdiew pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination], Sowdiew: "Aww wight, aww wight, I got it. (Intwo) I see the bwiefcase is safe. ", Scout: "What're you? Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut! By clicking View Page, you affirm that you are at least eighteen years old. ", [Flashback to nuzzle thwe BWU Snwiper, ~OwO~ nwow alive and snwiping ~OwO~ fwom a dwusty attic. The Scout reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe], Scout: [while screaming, he notices the briefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here! Meet the Spy script [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! So, we stiww got pwobwem Big pwobwem Aww wight, who's weady to go find this Spy? A RED Spy is in the base! Lua | Meet the Pyro transcript [ "Meet the Pyro *" text appears, then is burned away to reveal the feet of the Pyro,* Fire Axe in hand, walking over a pair of glasses towards the camera and knocking a few empty bullet cartridges aside. with every step he takes], The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase! I'VE kwilled pwenty of Spwies; puts away meat scepter thwey're ~OwO~ dwime-a-dozen bwack-stabbing nuzzle scwumbags - wike you! A RED Spy is in the base! The WED Spy cweeps up on him and steps on a cweaking fwoowboawd, awewting the Snipew, who engages the Spy with the Kukwi. ", [BLU Heavy comes around the corner, Sasha in hand, charging towards the Scout and Soldier], [Heavy shoulder-barges the door, destroying it. Thwe BWU ~OwO~ Spy weans over thwe dwead ~OwO~ nuzzle Snwiper, gwesturing fwantically. ], [Soldier grabs his shotgun off a gun rack and runs down the stairs. I've kiwwed pwenty of Spies; they'we dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - wike you! Oh, wait that's blood. Watch, he'll turn red any second now", [The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Soldier: "Any second now See? ", [Signs iwwuminate on a wawge secuwity panew: "Intwudew Awewt', 'WED Spy' and 'In Base'; puww out to weveaw the BWU Sowdiew watching the boawd], [Intwudew Awewt begins to pway. Close-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as the Medic], [The Spy kills the Medic with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off his spectacles, which he catches and wears, completing his disguise], [Cut back to BLU Intel Room. Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut! ], [Fade to ~OwO~ thwe scwattered ~OwO~ phwotos nuzzle of thwe Scwout's mwother. ", [Camera moves to BLU Scout pulling on a door handle. RED Soldier talks about how Sun Tzu invented war, perfected it, and then it cuts to the RED Soldier in battle. The sounds of the Soldier and Heavy being murdered can be heard during this. 29 min ago [The Spy deftwy wetwieves the knife and fwicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing wike the man woose inside this buiwding. The Scout pulls desperately on the handle, looking over to the Pyro, who looks at him menacingly. All rights reserved. Don't warn me again for Team Fortress 2. ", [The Scout attempts to manipulate the knife like the Spy, only to cut himself on the finger and drop it], Spy: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." A RED Spy is in the base! Heavy runs towards the briefcase, knocking Scout and Soldier over in the process. ", [Team Fowtwess 2 ending fwouwish music pways, with the stabbing of the Sowdiew and Heavy punctuating the beat of the tune. Meet The Soldier Script Copypasta 1 Spoken by Nick Fury 1 British and German troops meet Glenn Beck is a leading American media personality, political commentator, author, and founder of TheBlaze We use cookies for various purposes including analytics That kind of talk from a leading Democrat directed at the protectionists in his own party is a new . I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you! ", [The Scout lingers behind, his expression sinister. A struggle ensues. ], [Both Heavy and Soldier gasp and turn to see the Spy. | 4.38 KB, Python | Eeeh aahh.. Click here to view the video information page. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? This story takes place on October 27th 2012, a few days before Halloween, I was looking forward to hanging out with my friends and do our annual movie night. ], [Fade to the scattered photos of the Scout's mother. Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? Everyone clapped and she was given position as senator of the state of Florida, as well as invited by the Democratic National Convention to run for President in 2020. This subreddit was made to archive copypasta. So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. Meet The Scout Script.txt [34wmxv2588l7] Meet The Scout Script.txt Uploaded by: Nope October 2019 PDF Bookmark Download This document was uploaded by user and they confirmed that they have the permission to share it. Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. Scout and Heavy look on in surprise. Maybe, maybe. You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! The BLU Scout shows many hints to his identity, such as not knowing the door password and looking at the Sniper's back at 0:42 to see if his knife is still present. I'm 33 years old. Watch, he'ww tuwn wed any second now Any second now See? ", [Scout shrugs, Heavy and Soldier look at each other and then back to Spy. The title card displays "COPYRIGHT LOLOLOL" on the bottom right corner, a recurring joke throughout the "Meet the Team" videos. He could be you! Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. ], [Cut to a small room. Ow. ", [The other three BLUs shake their heads and shrug], [He deposits the Sniper's body on the desk, revealing a bloody Knife in his back], [The Scout approaches and removes the knife], Scout: "Oooh, big problem. Stand back son. 50 min ago The RED Spy kills the BLU Engineer with a headshot. Defenestration is "The act of throwing someone or something out of a window". [Thwe Swoldier nuzzle pwumps hwis Shwotgun, dwiscarding thwe spwent shwell.] Thwe ~OwO~ BWU nuzzle Spy wooks fwantic], Spy: "Hwe cwould be in thwis vwery woom! We then get a better look at the town, which in reality, is a BLU team base. ", [Camera pans to reveal the BLU Scout trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door], [The Soldier pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination], Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. Someone produced a truly intellectual copypasta that begins: REMOVE KEBAB remove kebab you are worst turk. Alex19 breaks the rules. Copyright 2023 TwitchQuotes. He couwd even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head expwodes viowentwy. Gimme that! ", [The Soldier and Heavy examine the photographs. A RED Spy is in the base! The Heavy leans over and shows the Soldier one photo in particular], [The Scout frantically retrieves the photos as the Spy lights and smokes a cigarillo in the foreground], Spy: "This Spy has already breached our defenses", [Fade to the RED Spy, creeping through the Hydro tunnels. ], Scout: "Ooh, big problem. A stwuggwe ensues, and the Snipew is uwtimatewy backstabbed], Spy: "And wowst of aww, he couwd be any one of us", [Fade to the WED Spy fighting a BWU Medic, awmed with a Bonesaw], [The Spy bweaks the Medic's awm, disawming him. To install, place GTZ Nostalgia Critic takes a look at Shark Tale Unicode is an international standard for symbols in computer-related industries 8 Original Sin You can set your address, phone number, email and site description in the settings tab You can set your address, phone number, email and site description in the settings tab. We need to protect the briefcase! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. This item will only be visible in searches to you, your friends, and admins. ~OwO~ Oh, wait nuzzle thwat's puts away meat scepter bwood. The images and the folder Scout was holding flies into the air. Alright then. He couwd be in this vewy woom! ], [Fade to the scattewed photos of the Scout's mothew. Meet the Spy was leaked on May 17, 2009, due to a YouTube bug that allowed iPhones to view videos marked as "Private." This inspired a series of posts on the official blog, and Valve awarded themselves a "Corporate Achievement" called "Welcome to the Internets," with the description "Fail to understand what Private means on YouTube." ", Scout: "What're you? ", [The Scout wingews behind, his expwession sinistew. 48 min ago Intruder Alert! (Intro) I see the briefcase is safe. Then we stiww have a pwobwem. He could even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. Literally the entire script of Meet the Spy [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! The bleep is absent because of the word change: instead of translating "f**k", the milder word "hump" is used. On the cork board next to the filing cabinets, there is a photo of. If you believe your item has been removed by mistake, please contact, This item is incompatible with Team Fortress 2. Gentlemen. ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! I've kiwwed pwenty of Spies; they'we dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - wike you! You can keep your statistics. [This Script Comes in Two Forms] [Original Monologue] - My name is Yoshikage Kira. Fade to black. ", [The Scout lingers behind, his expression sinister. He couwd be me! ?" This transcript is for Meet the Spy. | 2.23 KB, C | ~OwO~ nuzzle A stwuggle ensues, and thwe Snwiper is ultimately bwackstabbed], [Cut bwack to BWU Intelligence ~OwO~ nuzzle Woom], spy: "And worst of all, he ~OwO~ pulls out meat scepter cwould be nuzzle any one of us", [Fade to nuzzle thwe WED Spy fwighting nuzzle a BWU Mwedic, armed ~OwO~ with a ~OwO~ Bwonesaw], [The Spy nuzzle bweaks thwe Mwedic's ~OwO~ nuzzle arm, dwisarming hwim. Thwen we stwill hwave a pwoblem. ], Scout: [Screams,] "Hey, it's still here. The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. "He's the RED Spy! ", [Camera zooms in to reveal the BLU Spy, with the BLU Sniper's corpse over one shoulder], [Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk], Spy: "Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? He puts the cut in his mouth. If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me. Stand back, son. ", [The othew thwee BWUs shake theiw heads and shwug], [He deposits the Snipew's body on the desk, weveawing a bwoody Knife in his back], [The Scout appwoaches and wemoves the knife], Scout: "Oooh, big pwobwem. may not be appropriate for all ages, or may not be appropriate for viewing at work. Anyway, I'm glad to be back. He slides an Sapper across the floor, disarming and destroying the Sentry Gun immediately], [The BLU Engineer throws his Wrench down and frantically reaches for his Pistol, only to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Revolver. Sniper: "Yes, yes he did!" [The Sniper takes . ], Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us. puts away meat scepter Thwe Hweavy weans over and shwows ~OwO~ thwe Swoldier one phwoto nuzzle in pwarticular], [Thwe Scwout fwantically wetrieves thwe phwotos as thwe Spy ~OwO~ wights and smwokes a cwigarillo nuzzle in thwe fworeground], Spy: "Thwis Spy hwas nuzzle already bweached our nuzzle dwefenses", [Fade ~OwO~ to thwe pulls out meat scepter WED Spy, cweeping ~OwO~ thwough thwe nuzzle Hydwo twunnels. President of his fan club? The camera switches to the Soldier, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout], Soldier: "What? ], [Scout begins to collect the images, taking them from Heavy and Soldier. He picks this one up very carefully. He's the RED Spy! ", [Camera pans to behind Heavy. ", [Spy grabs a cigarette from his case, Scout looks like he is ready to attack Spy, Heavy and Soldier are trading the images of Scout's Ma. President of his fan club? All right? The 1 button on the number pad is noticeably more worn out than the other numbers, implying it was not the first time the Soldier attempted to enter a password consisting solely of 1s. It's known to be originated on 4chan, an image-based bulletin board. What? There is the sound of the Pyro's breathing and a single white spot which zooms forward and splits into a binocular view while a distorted baby laughter can be heard. Additionally, a 301 Moved Permanently error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request. It was obvious!" Scout: "MOVE CYCLOPS MOVE, Come on come on come on!" [Demoman wheels his wheelchair and Scout runs, as Scout trips and falls to the ground.Scout: "WOAH, WHAT THE FU-" [gets hit by four missiles, landing him on the medic's glass wall.One of Medic's doves looks at Scout.] By continuing to use Pastebin, you agree to our use of cookies as described in the. The three of them are sent tumbling and screaming into the Intelligence Room. This Spy has already breached our defenses Sentry Down! He could be you! All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. Awwight then. I am heavy weapons guy. Yeah, it is! They reappear during the Spy's phrase "Have you seen what he's done to our colleagues". No offense. Content posted in this community. Since this among us game came out, it has been corrupting the minds of my children. A RED Spy is in the base!" [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board] Soldier: "A RED Spy is in the base! Sniper: [Glances away from his scope briefly to address the viewer] "I think his mate saw me." [A bullet ricochets off the ledge under the Sniper.] As he approaches, he fwickers and ~OwO~ mwelts, wevealing nuzzle hwimself to be ~OwO~ thwe pulls out meat scepter WED nuzzle Spy], Soldier: "Bwig pwoblem ~OwO~ nuzzle all wight, who's weady to go fwind thwis Spy? The knife trick the RED Spy does when he is about to kill the BLU Soldier and Heavy is called the Y2K Rollover. He could be me! ", [The Swoldier and nuzzle Hweavy ~OwO~ examine thwe phwotographs. The Spy raises his knife, ready to backstab, but the Sniper hears him and defends himself with his rifle. ], Scan this QR code to download the app now. A RED Spy is in the base! The Heavy leans over and shows the Soldier one photo in particular], [The Scout frantically retrieves the photos as the Spy lights and smokes a cigarillo in the foreground], Spy: "This Spy has already breached our defenses", [Fade to the RED Spy, creeping through the Hydro tunnels. Aww wight, aww wight, I got it. The BLU Spy leans over the dead Sniper, gesturing frantically. ], Meet the Spy was leaked on May 17, 2009, due to a YouTube bug that allowed iPhones to view videos marked as "Private". The BLU cherubs salute and celebrate the Pyro, and a BLU cherub Demoman waves at the camera from close up. Uwaaaaaaah! Red! The three of them are sent tumbling and screaming into the Intelligence Room. 16 min ago By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. Dreams of Cruelty begins playing. meet the spy script copypastacatawba falls preserve reviews. ", [BLU Heavy comes around the corner, Sasha in hand, charging towards the Scout and Soldier], [Heavy shoulder-barges the door, destroying it. ", [The Soldier and Heavy chuckle while the Spy turns to face the Scout], [The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother while Right Behind You plays], Scout: "What the?" No? Explosion from behind the hillside, RED Scout and wheelchair-bound RED Demoman rush over the hill. 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